squishness

The amount by which an object can be squished.

The squishness of Marty's drafting chair was enough to cushion his toosh!

by the cad teach September 18, 2014

Squish

A pushover.

“Why did Kevin buy that new sofa? He said he was only going to sit down for a couple minutes!”

“Because Kevin is a squish! He doesn’t know how to say no!”

by atpro April 19, 2021

Brown Squish

Another word for Fecal Matter.

The boy had "brown squish" all over his butt!

by Kissin Kate Barlow August 25, 2008

Squished

When you send 4 nobles and don’t conquer a village

Tried to conquer Wads village but got squished!

by Mafialeader June 12, 2021

Bruv, you person squish

The act of flattening a person with a door.

HAHAHA OMG, bruv, you person squish

by TensHorniness July 13, 2021

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

thigh squish

the most epic way to die

i just want a thigh squish right now

by GregHeffley95 February 9, 2025