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waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!
by re77815 December 5, 2020
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squished twinkie

When your in a three way and one guys doing anal and the other one is receiving oral sex and the girl farts and burps at the same time making it look as if you have squished a twinkie.
"April really screwed us when she gave us that squished twinkie"
by Mcbeatty March 10, 2016
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Bruv, you person squish

The act of flattening a person with a door.
HAHAHA OMG, bruv, you person squish
by TensHorniness July 13, 2021
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Squished

When you send 4 nobles and don’t conquer a village
Tried to conquer Wads village but got squished!
by Mafialeader June 12, 2021
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squish

i brought a squish at the shops for 50 cents!
by coops1 March 11, 2024
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toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.
"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "
by anonymous February 4, 2025
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Cushion squish

Person1: I heard thomas snuck into bryants house and gave him a cushion squish
Person2: Prolly took him a month to get rid of the smell
by BearEggs December 1, 2018
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