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squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020
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squishness

The amount by which an object can be squished.
The squishness of Marty's drafting chair was enough to cushion his toosh!
by the cad teach September 18, 2014
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Squish

“Why did Kevin buy that new sofa? He said he was only going to sit down for a couple minutes!”

“Because Kevin is a squish! He doesn’t know how to say no!”
by atpro April 19, 2021
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Brown Squish

The boy had "brown squish" all over his butt!
by Kissin Kate Barlow August 25, 2008
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Squished

When you send 4 nobles and don’t conquer a village
Tried to conquer Wads village but got squished!
by Mafialeader June 12, 2021
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Bruv, you person squish

The act of flattening a person with a door.
HAHAHA OMG, bruv, you person squish
by TensHorniness July 13, 2021
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i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”
by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021
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