squishings

to extend a greetings.
squishings can replace the words of farewell and goodbye, with a larger feeling of emotion

im going now, squishings

by lord bobo the manly sexilicious pirate ninja hobo clown September 1, 2006

Shumming

Shitting and cumming at the same time; the double pleasure for guys

Mason: “Nicole I’m shumming shumming!”

by Gary8474662728 October 6, 2019

Scumming

The post-party art of laying about doing absolutely nothing. Often times, scumming partakes upon ones couch or friend's couch. The only movements are for the necessity of sustenance, flatulence and bodily fluid relief. Usually, scumming follows a bender of some sorts.

1. Lights off, AC on... let the day of scumming commence.
2. Girlfriend -" You have been scumming all fucking day! Let's do something!"
3. Matt - "I can't wait to rage at that party tonight!"
Yogi - "I can't wait to scum and eat Del Taco tomorrow."

by iamfaced October 12, 2012

shimming

Act of sticking one or more fingers in a woman's pussy or ass while fucking them in order to make it tighter

So I am clipping this slut from the club and do some shimming because that pussy was so well worn...

Could not believe it - put my dick in her ass and she didn't even blink - had to do some shimming to get her to squeal...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

scrimming

The act of appearing to be working when in fact all your doing is sweet f**k all.

Troy spent most of the day wandering round the office looking busy when all he was doing was scrimming.

by billios0015 February 10, 2009

Squibbing

While performing procreation in the canine position it is the act of skillfully and secretly sliding one’s thumb over the anus of the receiving partner and apply firm pressure to ensure a taught fit will occur and inform that person you are about to test the area. You then insert the tip, just the tip, of the thumb to stimulate/exonerate the gratification.

She was very happy when i decided to use the squibbing technique instead of railing the evil little hole so she would walk straight that week.

by SRATAT October 4, 2009

squishings

a farwell only a teenage boy impersonating charlie chaplin would use ;P

cya, bye bye, squishings

by xxel_bella_voche_le_necrophiliac_is_cuming_to_get_uxx October 11, 2006