smuggling tic tacs

to have hard nips when you are an immigrant

Hey (insert name)...are u smuggling tic tacs?....U know that's actually funny b/c ur an immigrant

by Missy and Melissa December 12, 2004

Peanut smuggling

the act of smuggling peanuts.

"dude, i just came back from a peanut farm, and i did some mad peanut smuggling, yo. YEAH!"

by grand master peanut August 28, 2006

smuggling ham

When a female and male have sex, and the sperm-filled condom comes off of the man's penis and remains inside the woman's vagina. This forces her to then walk to the bathroom and remove it with her fingers. The resulting mess is a lot like a ham: slimey, full of protein, leaves you worried about getting big in the middle, and it involves an object at the center referred to as a "bone".

Mike and Tina were going at it reverse-cowboy in Jason's apartment, and he tried to pull off using Magnums on his meat stick. They were too big, and he slipped a rubber about 4 minutes in and Tina was smuggling ham to the bathroom. I saw her 8 days ago buying pregnancy tests at the pharmacy and she was already looking a little more poochey than usual. Wonder if it's triplets?

by Ole Skool 74 November 28, 2011

squigging

The act of filling a vagina up with a liquid of choice and proceeding to drink it through a bendy straw.

"Hey babe, wanna try squigging tonight? I just bought Arizona Iced Tea ;)"

by meowmeowmeownugget February 22, 2024

Squaggling

When you dip your genitals in PURPLE paint and pee on your partner during intercourse.

Guy 1: Do you want to try Squaggling?
Girl 1: Perchance.

by usingslang655 April 10, 2024

Smuggling yo yo's

Male version of camel toe.

Dude's pants were so tight he was smuggling yo yo's

by Dick "the cheeseman" Pounder August 12, 2008

Smuggling Tick Tacks

When nipples become erect either by the cold or excitement the girls are known as Smuggling Tick Tacks

Wow it must be cold she is smuggling tick tacks.

by Diecrying October 18, 2008