squirmatron

A baby or child who does not stop moving when you holding them or when you set them next to you.

The squirmatron wiggled his way out of his mother's arms.

by Solid State Brain October 22, 2013

Squirmalgia

When you remember something from the past that makes you feel so awkward that you show physical discomfort.

"Are you alright? You look like you're in pain."
"Yeah, just a bit of squirmalgia. I remembered that time grandma got drunk and twerked at a wedding."

by Teddyhands November 14, 2014

squirmish

As a doctor and a once very insecure medical student, I think it describes a medical student doing his or her first rectal exam.

Piers put on the latex glove but was very squirmish about inserting his finger.

by managingyourdoctor.com May 1, 2016

squemph

That nasty crumbs found under your chouch cushions.

When you look for coins in your chouch be weary of sticky squemph

by MOCTAR October 4, 2016

squered

screwed up

We have an income tax code that is so squered that it reeks with economic injustice.

by Hermpy80 August 9, 2016

Squirmish

When two people who dislike each other engage in passive-aggressive combat that makes everyone else in the room uncomfortable.

The party-planning meeting turned into a Squirmish when Nancy and Patty kept shooting down each other's ideas for Halloween treat day.

by larscooley October 15, 2016

squirmy spooning

Similar to spooning but additional movement is added. But falls shy of being considered humping or other sexual activities.

It was late and we were comfortably spooning. But then something clicked and we were squirmy spooning.

by johnQJohnny September 7, 2017