Squeezer

A device for smoking weed. Includes a squeze bottle, tape, tube, lighter and joint. Making a squeezer.

'Dude, let's smoke outta the squeezer!'
'Roll a j so we can smoke outta the squeezer!'

by Army Brat three March 18, 2010

squeege

When you need to piss in a public bathroom and there is a gay lawyer using the only urinal , and he wants you to squeeze by his ass to get to the stall, whilst he has pud in hand.

I have to use the restroom...you can squeege by if you like.

by Nallywood July 1, 2004

Squeezer

One who plays with small children (under the age of 12) in a sexual manner.

by wizurd February 13, 2003

Squeezer

It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.

Jesse had started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.

by happyjoe1 March 24, 2011

squeefer

The act of a woman queefing in their partner's mouth for pleasure. It is usually a quick act unless the woman has a ton of air in her vagina.

I went down on Sally just in time to catch her squeefer in my mouth

by Atrain.caboose May 1, 2008

dill-squeege

A person sharing traits of both a dildo and a squeege.

"Dorian is a real fuckin' dill-squeege..."

by K_Slack December 5, 2003

squeegeeing a dolphin

To masturbate

I used so much lotion on my junk that when I was tooling off it sounded like I was squeegeeing a dolphin

by 4merpunk June 14, 2010