christopher spunk

a big chunky boi with teeth like the sign of infinity, he defines himself as bi but he is truly a beluga. his quiff looks like a ruler that just survived 14 wars with bulgaria. he will wear a bracelet given to him by his daddy uwu. this man watches doc Mcstuffins every tuesday unless it is march. he looks like an emo who really needs his period. he smells like a combination of dead fish and frog piss. his weeny is very smoll

bob: christopher spunk just ate me
jonas: yeh he do that

by father of spunk November 8, 2019

spunk slug

a tissue which has been used to wipe up copious amounts of semen and it's then given dampness means that the tissue resembles a slug

A: Yeah last night I jizzed so much
B: Yeah, I bet your tissue was like a spunk slug

by SEABADGERMAN August 7, 2010

spunk tackle

The tackle you spunk with. Testicles and Penis. Cock and Balls. Twig and Gigggle Berries. Meat and Two Veg. Strawberry Shaft and Vanilla Scoops. Testicle (Pronounced testiclay) & Poking Rod...etc...

PETER: Andy, what's the matter?
ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.
PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?
ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.

(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 16, 2008

SPUNK MUNCHER

person (male) that is a suspected pink oboe player

elton john is a spunk muncher

by phat phuck June 27, 2003

spunk nut

A man who has his hair dyed peroxide blond making it a similar colour to cum.

Darren move your spunk nut, I can't see the footie

by Andrew Wood January 17, 2007

spunk shitter

One who's, anus is stuffed with a pulsating penis, spraying its filthy white love piss, ending in a creamed turd

spunk shitter simon is off to the Hoggs Back again for some gay dogging

by denti December 27, 2007

Spunk On A Coffee

Ejaculating seminal fluid into a cup of black coffee, and stirring the coffee into a cappacuino-like appearance. This form of spunking is usually performed after eating a box of donuts or while watching adult entertainment.

"Do you have a cup? I wanna spunk on a coffee later tonight after eating some donuts."

"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"

by GOPI VIGNARAJAH May 19, 2006