An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.
by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021
Get the Masters Splinters mug.Spontaneous Erection Syndrome, sometimes called SES, is a disease that most men suffer from. It is a disease where a man will spontaneously get an erection, while not aroused.
SES usually occurs in a situation where the sufferer could either become embarrassed, or possibly look homosexual.
SES usually occurs in a situation where the sufferer could either become embarrassed, or possibly look homosexual.
Tim: Dude! how'd you get a boner? We're watching Mythbusters for christs' sake!
John: I dont know dude, must be my Spontaneous Erection Syndrome.
John: I dont know dude, must be my Spontaneous Erection Syndrome.
by Marcus129 February 24, 2010
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A rapidly growing phenomena where a guitar in a public place inexplicably ignites, destroying the instrument and often severely injuring the person holding it.
Most theorists agree that it is a karmic occurrence, brought about by the disruption of peace in the universe, by a growth in the crust punk trend, specifically in the American Midwest.
Guitars tend to explode at a high enough temperature to ignite dirty clothing and greasy hair, so it is typical for the person holding to guitar to catch fire as well. Not surprisingly, there has never been an incident recorded where someone has tried to extinguish a victim of SGC, though many have admitted to thanking God after witnessing the miracle.
Researchers have been trying to establish a cause-and-effect relationship between SGC and the Mayan prediction of the 2012 apocalypse. Nostradamus' prediction has already been connected when astronomers discovered a constellation depicting SCG, perfectly situated with the predicted alignment of the planets on the day of the Rapture.
The majority of recorded cases have occurred in coffee shops, to victims who have been described as crust punk, gutter punk, and hippy.
Most theorists agree that it is a karmic occurrence, brought about by the disruption of peace in the universe, by a growth in the crust punk trend, specifically in the American Midwest.
Guitars tend to explode at a high enough temperature to ignite dirty clothing and greasy hair, so it is typical for the person holding to guitar to catch fire as well. Not surprisingly, there has never been an incident recorded where someone has tried to extinguish a victim of SGC, though many have admitted to thanking God after witnessing the miracle.
Researchers have been trying to establish a cause-and-effect relationship between SGC and the Mayan prediction of the 2012 apocalypse. Nostradamus' prediction has already been connected when astronomers discovered a constellation depicting SCG, perfectly situated with the predicted alignment of the planets on the day of the Rapture.
The majority of recorded cases have occurred in coffee shops, to victims who have been described as crust punk, gutter punk, and hippy.
When the crust punk's strumming was brought to an overdue end by Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC), the entire coffee shop applauded.
by the 1,000wordsmith December 21, 2009
Get the Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC) mug.A female who always wants face or intercourse on demand from the same dude/ cut buddy. If she doesn't get what she wants, she starts acting up and may threaten to stop cutting with you. A spoilt pussy can is usually also hugh maintenance/ HMV.
Woman:"hey when are u coming over?"
Man:"I dunno maybe tomorrow I'm kinda busy"
Woman:"well unless you hit me later I'm gonna find me someone else to play with!"
Man:"damn girl you got that spoilt pussy cos I be smashing real good"
Man:"I dunno maybe tomorrow I'm kinda busy"
Woman:"well unless you hit me later I'm gonna find me someone else to play with!"
Man:"damn girl you got that spoilt pussy cos I be smashing real good"
by Gshockingem February 4, 2010
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Get the Pine splint mug.I don't know what a head splinter is, other than the obvious, but UD should never have approved the previous definition. Everyone knows that a song stuck in one's head is called an ear worm.
Dude 1: Man, I got a head splinter!
Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?
Dude 1: No, it's a song.
Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!
Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?
Dude 1: No, it's a song.
Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!
by Lusty Lioness January 2, 2010
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