Shorting

Using short responses via text message to show you are mad

I was texting my girlfriend last night and she was totally shorting me!

by wrangler101 February 6, 2015

Slooting

Slooting a combination of "slut and looting" when someone is looting to long on pubg

Ryan "Hey connor hurry up blues zones closing in"

Connor "just one more house please please I need a vector "

Ryan "stop slooting one nut"

by The Humpshire March 29, 2018

Shorting

A financial term of making money when the markets are red going down to a lower price.
You make money when the market crashes and lose money when the markets are up . It’s backwards trading.

Leo Miamii said to short BA ! He made a lot of money shorting!

by One World Anarchy November 16, 2020

Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.

Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.

by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016

Pussy splinting

When you spread your legs as far apart as possible then bounce or place anal or vaginal area onto another persons face or object.

Omg i was so turnt i started pussy splinting a pizza.

by SeAnmorrisowosso October 19, 2018

Sporting

Sport⋅ing spawr-ting, spohr- -verb
An activity common of immature men in their 20s and 30s requiring no skill or physical prowess and often in a competitive nature, that consists of pursuing pleasurable pastimes with women for pure amusement or sport, recklessly treating them as a plaything. This act of play and open-air engagement is also common among children and animals.

When you go to a bar, you can tell if a man is sporting because they will be in heavy pursuit (to take you home), may take your number, but will have no follow-through. Often these men have many girl "friends" and are very non-committal about making plans (always looking for a better opportunity).

by Kee777 May 9, 2009

Splitting Hair

When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.

I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.

by ThePisssMaster October 28, 2009