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Splacing

The act of accidentally not putting a space in between words when texting or instant messaging.
Conversation via text :

Mike : and thenwe went out to thediner across town
Jeff : Dude, you're splacing
Mike : Whatis splacing?
Jeff : ...
by Anonymous mystery March 15, 2011
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Spadging

To spadge - verb of the word spadge.

The action of hitting someone with a spatula or in a spatula like manner.
"whenever I watch spelling bees on tv I always want to give those kids a good spadging".

"I can't enjoy sex in the kitchen unless I get given a good spadging".
by Flying-pancakes-2 November 23, 2013
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Slarting

/noun/ N/ Slart, Slarting, Slarted, When a person or animal takes a shit; while seeming to be dancing and farting violently in the process.
The bathroom didn't get punished that way overnight, you certainly gave it a hard Slarting' Johnson.

Johnson, a public restaurant is no place for SLARTING, you’ve already sprayed a brown saucey coating over everyone’s food, and it tastes almost as good as last night's walrus wagina puree.
ASS SHIT DISGUSTINGREPULSIVEWAGINAblumpkinblue waffle
by xxx_WildcardWy@tt_xxx December 12, 2015
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Slurging

Hannah is slurging hardcore with the senior guys
by Slurginspotters December 31, 2015
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shlagging

shop-lagging
when you go into a store with either,

a) no intention of buying anything
b) no money to buy anything with
just to waste time (i.e. waiting for your friend/a bus/direct deposit to go through)

shlagging can happen unintentionally as well, if one intends on buying, but ends up not purchasing for any reason.
"I wanted that new phone, but they are out of stock, this turned into a shlagging trip."
by heartfuldodger August 6, 2016
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sparking it

When kev drops his mixtape and says he's sparking it he means lighting up the weed
Hey Kevin let's spark it up when lab drop his moxta or and says he's sparking it he means lighting up the weed
by kevtherap July 10, 2016
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sparring dummy

a person who does not fight back when necessary, the victim in an abusive relationship with their lover whom does not fight back
If you know your self-worth and value your life, you wouldn't be that man's sparring dummy.
by ShaSha13 May 4, 2017
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