A singer-shamwriter is a singer who is labelled a singer-songwriter by their record industry boss in order to boost their appeal by appearing talented, cool and down with the kids. In reality however, the singer-shamwriter couldn't tell the difference between F major chord and an A minor chord. All their actual material is written by really talented individuals who just happen to be fat and ugly and who therefore one wouldn't want to see on Saturday morning television. C'est la vie.
Katy Perry is a singer-shamwriter.
by Singa songa sixpence June 25, 2009
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by makutassead November 10, 2009
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His trousers were too short they were swinging around the ankle.. someone call the Fashion Police and arrest this man for his ankle swingers
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Commonly a result of Butt Munch
by AusMoz October 15, 2009
Get the ankle swingers mug.chuck palahniuk's crazy sexy suicidal character in fight club. The most twisted funny character Ive seen since my accidental conception. She witty, and compares condoms to the glass slipper of our generation,,what more could someone want...
" I havent been FUCKED like that since grade school"
"The condom is the glass slipper of a generation, you put it on, dance all night, and then throw it away, the condom I mean, not the person"
"The condom is the glass slipper of a generation, you put it on, dance all night, and then throw it away, the condom I mean, not the person"
by molly was a good girl July 26, 2008
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drink a lot of liquor and put a thizz in my body//"
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drink a lot of liquor and put a thizz in my body//"
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by b-low July 26, 2006
Get the haji springer mug.Old definition: A social gathering intended for various couples to pair off and dance.
New definition: A social gathering specifically designed for various couples (male & female) to hook up and engage in sexual activities,ranging from a couple to a group of participants.
New definition: A social gathering specifically designed for various couples (male & female) to hook up and engage in sexual activities,ranging from a couple to a group of participants.
Aww man,my girlfriend left me!
You look like you could use some fun,drop by the swingers club,they're serving just what you need.
What do I do?
Just show up and mingle with the crowd,someone will invite you to join them.
Hookers?
Nah,normal people looking for some fun.
You look like you could use some fun,drop by the swingers club,they're serving just what you need.
What do I do?
Just show up and mingle with the crowd,someone will invite you to join them.
Hookers?
Nah,normal people looking for some fun.
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