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sellery

A place where the walls are covered in shit and skankbasket supreme's with cheese are crawling all over the place. Somewhere you only go if you're looking for a horrible time, or to play ping-pong.
I had nothing to do last night so I went to sellery and ended up smelling like Samuel L. after a visit to a farm in Wisconsin.

I went to sellery last night, and I got AIDS from just breathing.
by kdiggity2 November 6, 2007
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pap smeller

somebody who sniffs their own behind or excretion. Person who usually does this is Micheal Berry of OLSJ. He has flubbery lips and hairs in unusual places.
Mick berry the pap sniffer of OLSJ IN bLABKBURN. hE HAS A SERIOUS ADDICTION TO THE SMELL OF HIS OWN SHITE AND IS A REJECT OF SOCIETY. NOBODY LIKES AN ASS SNIFFER. GET IT!!!!
by Ben Dover April 27, 2004
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door smeller

A person who gets their kicks from sniffing someone else's door. Usually the door smeller has an attraction to the other person. Comparable to someone who sniffs panties, but not as severe nor kinky.
My sister's best friend pretends to go to the bathroom and actually sniffs by door when I am away at work. "You're a freakin stalker and door smeller! get away from me you freak!"
by An0NYmou5 August 7, 2007
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duple ( also spelled "doople" )

Penis hole used for liquid defication or ejaculation
A yildo is a dildo you stick in your duple.
by DexterSR300DX March 25, 2003
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Penis Sweller

A girl (or guy) who gives a guy an erection.
Guy 1: Dude, that chick's a penis sweller!

Guy 2: Who? RuPaul?

Guy 1: Yeah, why?

Guy 2: ...That's a tranny.

Guy 1: ...*retches 5 times, than pukes for 30 seconds* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Guy 2: ROTFLOL!
by SSBSfanboy December 24, 2010
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nude seller

A savage who puts everything on the line to feed his family by selling nudes this person is too cool to get an actual job and therefore has an higher IQ than the average human.
"Yo i just got a job at Walmart because im too much of a pussy to sell nudes."
"This nude seller just bought a mansion because his cock is huge."
by Smellyasshole123 February 21, 2018
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drop seller

A merchant with no inventory who orders his merchandise from a third party when dealing with a customer.
The practice of being a drop seller is common on internet auctions sites such as eBay but it's frowned upon by buyers who pay for the item and have to wait for the seller to aquire the item which may not be in stock.
by bill the cat March 7, 2009
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