Specky googly eyed goblin fart sniffer

A person who wears glasses and looks like they have googly eyes and look like a goblin and smell farts

Person 1 "Is that house made out of concrete?"
Person 2 "It's not made out of lego bricks you Specky googly eyed goblin fart sniffer"

by KristianPlayzGamez November 21, 2021

specho

The act of dropping ones pants in front of a person of the opposite sex to show abnormally small genetalia in hopes of gaining some pity. Usually referred to as a "gift" performed by desperate males who have failed at attracting women in every possible way.

My poor self resorted to giving specho gifts but the only thing I got in return were laughs followed by swift kicks to the face!

by Tingting December 9, 2008

Specious

A way of describing someone as Special and Precious.

Oh my darling, I love you so much. You're so specious to me.

by jonny knowzit March 22, 2017

speckonomics

Da finances-base study of working wif small particles or dots.

What wif more-modern ways of printing dat are better and cheaper, dot-matrix machines seldom make good speckonomics sense anymore.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Speckonder

A first responder with a disease such as Down syndrome or gingerness

The speckonder arrived at the scene without the foggiest clue of what the fuck was going on

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

spectoopular

Something really exceptionally great. Often used in a sarcastic context. See also fantabulous.

How ya doin?

Oh, spectoopular. My cat just took a shit in my pocket.

by slowmind September 25, 2006

spectorals

{pl n.} combination of the word "pectoral" and "spector", representative of weak pectoral muscles on a scrawny man.

Chuck: "Look at that wimp!"
Larry: "No chest at all."
Chuck: "Spectorals, definitely."

by Prince Oddz October 14, 2007