The given language predominately spoken by blonde females and does not have a set pattern of speech. It is not easily understood by non-blondes, male or female. Males especially struggle understanding the language when spoken aloud and believe it is open to their interpretation. That "interpretation" of the language has been known to be the main culprit in relationship issues and physical altercations.
He never understood her blonde speak and is therefore sitting home alone in front of his big screen with a bag of Cheetos.
by native speaker February 4, 2012
Get the blonde speakmug. This might be ass-speak, but I think if you gently rub your PC while it's working, the static electric charge builds up and supplies extra power to the processor making it run faster.
by The Means of Production September 26, 2015
Get the ass-speakmug. by Katiew567 August 20, 2013
Get the Cat Speakmug. a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance or to give more emphasis.
1) Where have you been? I searched the whole world to find you! (Metaphorically Speaking)
2)Look, Outside is raining cats and dogs! (Metaphorically Speaking)
2)Look, Outside is raining cats and dogs! (Metaphorically Speaking)
by SteliosD October 31, 2019
Get the Metaphorically Speakingmug. To speak chocolate is to possess the ability to text message or do anything else with the unbelievably unintuitive LG cell phone the Chocolate
Jack- Yo, send John a TM with my phone and tell him were not going to the movie
Jill- I cant, you know i dont speak chocolate
Jill- I cant, you know i dont speak chocolate
by diatonix February 23, 2008
Get the speak chocolatemug. by Bababooey22 November 2, 2020
Get the speaking italicsmug. 