Artistic Queef Splatter

When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.

Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.

Artistic Queef Splatter

by Kahlia Zahin Queef Sloth IV July 1, 2008

San Antonio Spitter

While in the act of doggy style. You spit on the recipients back as a decoy for blowing your load. The recipent then turns over and takes the load in the face.

I was hittin it from the back. She asked me to blow it on her back so I spit on that shit she rolled over and got a faceful of man juice. Another victim of the san antonio spitter

by G bonger October 9, 2008

Ball Batter Splatter

When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.

Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!

by chaseman36 August 21, 2009

Shattered Galaxy

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What's the best MMORTS ever?
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by Age1 December 29, 2004

Splatter shot

When one deficates (usually in violent squirts) all over the bathroom of an enemy; this includes walls, shower curtains, hand towels, ect.

I rolled up into Ben's bathroom and gave him a mean splatter shot after drinking Falls City Beer for twelve hours.

by optimusprime69notreallythough October 18, 2008

Scatterday

The day after one has part taken in the use of drugs, such as ecstacy, and are feeling "scattered". The individual spends the day on the couch as a space cadet, watching whatever is on tv, even if it is not interesting even in the slightest.

" what a night, dude are you coming to the beach today"?
" no chance man, todays scatterday"

by obi 1 bone me July 11, 2009

Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.

You can tell Jamie is on the rag becuase she just splatter-painted the bathroom...it's a bloody mess.

by Jewexican May 22, 2006