Spamberry

Slang term for Blackberry.

My damn Spamberry keeps buzzing me.

by Modnoc December 11, 2006

Spamaphobe

A spamaphobe is a person who not only dislikes having spam in their inbox but fears it. There are many different levels of spamaphobia, the symptoms of which can range from cursing and rashes to hives and/or swelling of the throat. Conventional methods rarely work to cure spamaphobes, but a large dose of pwning n00bs has been said to work.

Person A: I hate those stupid ads that pop up in my inbox! I do NOT need my wood to be bigger! (shivers violently) I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Person B: Haha! Stupid spamaphobe!

by Beast_modez June 12, 2008

Shamnesia

When Someone Claims They've Forgotten Something Simply So They Don't Have To Admit Truth/ Guilt BUT It's Blatantly Obvious They DO Know About Said Circumstance.

Also Can Be Used To Withold Information From Someone To Get Your Way.

"I Wasn't There, How Could I Have Been?" (Smirk)
"I Think You Have Shamnesia....." (Questioning Look)

"Can You Remember? Then Neither Can I....." (Arrogant Attitude)
"We'll Have To Push Harder, This One's Conveniently Got Shamnesia...."

"I Could Suddenly Remember What You Want To Know If You insert demand here" (Bargaining)
"I Think She/He/It's Wasting Out Time. I Hate Shamnesia"

by sparkstersfury February 15, 2009

spam vision

A state of hypnotic subconsciousness that your mind enters when you open your Junk E-mail folder to delete accumulated spam and junk e-mails and you don’t take the time to ensure all e-mails are indeed spam and/or junk. This condition can produce severe and tragic consequences.

Last week at work, Mary’s spam vision caused her to delete an e-mail in her junk e-mail folder that requested immediate confirmation of her company’s interest in bidding on a large government contract.

by DanSir51 March 13, 2009

spam fucked

The situation of a computer or internet account that is extremely overloaded, slowed, and/or disorganized, especially common among computer accounts of children and the elderly.

I tried checking my email on his computer, but it was spam fucked out the ass.

by Flaming0 April 8, 2010

Spamcation

A high class vacation that quickly turns from caviar and champagne, to spam and colt 45. Named in honor of the Carnival Cruise ship Splendor which got sidetracked due to fire.

Our trip to Venice got cancelled, so instead we drove to El Segundo and just had a Spamcation

by Dr. Architect November 14, 2010

Spam comments/spam commenting

Commenting on social media’s like instagram and/or youtube that have nothing to do with the post or video,
Usually asking for likes

Duuude brad just commented “drop snap names tryna fill my map” it’s so annoying!
Yooo he’s just spam comments/spam commenting
Yooo he probably has ligma

by Its_thecoolguy July 27, 2018