When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.
SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?
SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast
SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
Get the Soviet Army Blastmug. The greatest and most flourishing country to ever exist with the best military of its time one of the best economies believe it or not and the numerous inventions the ussr remains the reason why eastern Europe is as developed and armed as it is the country was mostly good except for Stalin who killed millions would still exist today if the communist Party kept its grip unlike Gorbachev
by Ussr 2023 April 10, 2023
Get the Soviet Unionmug. by Captain Brewbeard October 30, 2021
Get the Soviet Bomb Popmug. by Cazz's Momma May 5, 2021
Get the Soviet Hard Onmug. When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king
You: I got my red wings last night
Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it
You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba
Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it
You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba
by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020
Get the Soviet simbamug. by Orangeboxman December 12, 2016
Get the soviet happy daysmug. The best thing ever created.
by KrinkyxDLoL July 19, 2022
Get the Soviet unionmug.