soiled dove

a prostitute, One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts

from the movie "Brothers In Arms":
- Man, now that is one strange-ass couple. A Reverend--
- And a soiled dove

by Ahmad Mansour September 12, 2006

industrial sized bag of douche

adjective

instead of calling someone just being a plain ol' bag of douche OR douche bag, they kick it up a notch by large sizing it.

You call someone this when they are of annoyance to you, or just plain retarded in general.

see also: douche bag, industrial

synonym(s): lame, stupid, moron

Kari: You know Mary? I can't believe what a big douche bag she has been since she's been dating Darby!

Alex: no no! she's being an industrial sized bag of douche!!

Kari: ooh!

by xenu! May 24, 2008

Custom Shoe Size

The insertion of a male's foot into a female's vagina while the girl is extremely trashed, whereas the man will then walk around using the female as a shoe

"Man, these shoes never seem to fit!!! I think I will take Mary's offer of giving her a custom shoe size."

"I had sex with you mom last night!!!"
"Oh yeah?!! well i gave that bitch a custom shoe size!"

by Purple Mist January 6, 2008

Soiled it!

Reference to the Spongebob episode “The Algae’s Always Greener,” in which Spongebob gets a customer’s order wrong in his newfound role as cashier. He confesses to his manager Plankton (who has used a contraption to switch lives with Mr. Krabs,) and begins crying and screaming the phrase.

“A customer asked for a medium drink, and I gave him a large. I gave him a large! I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!...”

by The urban definer December 23, 2017

Seize the Z's

A way to tell a friend to get some sleep, as opposed to "Carpe Diem"; a send-off to an underslept buddy, can also be substituted with "Carpe Z-em"

Bro 1: "man, i've gotten like 5 hours of sleep all week..."

Bro 2: "what the hell are you still doing awake man?? SEIZE THE Z'S!!!"

Bro 1: "wtf!?"

by Hotora May 24, 2010

Swizee

Rappers in the early 2000's would say this to rejoice. Shortened version of swizeet

"Damn gansta! I just got accepted to Harvard"
"Swizeee!!!"

by Elibobeli November 1, 2018

sozevs

A portmanteau of soz for sorry, and whatevs for whatever. When you want to apologise sightly, and express your indifference at the same time.

Mom: stop watching YouTube, time is up
Child: sozevs (continues to watch YouTube)

by Comtebenoit June 21, 2019