Super Soaker

When a porn star has an orgasm and squirts so hard it looks like it's coming out of a super soaker

Jenna Haze was being fucked and suddleny BAM super soaker all over the camera man

by Jay_theman September 14, 2007

SOAK

The Source of All Knowledge. (Wikipedia)

Can also be used as a verb: To SOAK meaning to use the SOAK to acquire information.

"I'm going to the SOAK because I don't know anything about the absolute ruler, Louis XIV."

"Who is Aung San Suu Kyi?"
"I do not know, perhaps you should SOAK it."

by midget in the playground November 19, 2007

super soaker

A really big wet dream. Not just big either...super big. The type of thing you brag about to everyone you know.

Jimmy: "Hey mom, guess what! I had a super soaker last night, I woke up with a giant cum-beard and my belly was wet. I can't wait to tell everyone!"

by Urban Dictionary May 25, 2005

Soaker

When a woman gets so incredibly turned on, instead of just getting wet she completely soaks herself in vagina juice.

Jacob- "So did Raynee like your fixie?"
Adam- "Oh hell yeah. She saw it and pretty much creamed herself it was so good."
Jacob- "Nice."
Adam- "Straight up jean soaker."

Bethany- "I like owls so much that they give me a soaker."

by Mr. Brainwash February 25, 2011

Soaker

One who participates in the act of soaking. Soaking: to place ur penis in a girls vagina, and not move in and out, as if to soak it.

The boy didn't believe in premarital sex so he became a soaker.

by kbuhles February 11, 2008

Super Soaker

when one has an extremely loose bowel movement it sprays out like a super soaker

cor look at fash on the beach! he's been caught short and had nowhere to go in a hurry so he's just fired a super soaker all over the beach

by davethejag March 23, 2009

sawk

Socially awkward
Opposite of SA (Socially Acceptable), non-SA

John: Hey dude! How's life going for u?
Jay: Um....iono....ok I gtg.
John: Wow you are fucking sawk dude.

by jsmithsmith December 14, 2010