snugger

One who believes himself/herself an animal the does not exist.

This town is filled with snuggers. If I see another unicorn or three toed juanadon I swear all the arted golapos are dead.

by madmadmad September 8, 2005

gastric fat-ass surgery

(n.) slang of 'gastric bypass surgery' all too commonly seen now in today's headlines. Al Roker of the Today Show and former Arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut Mike Huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.

For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.

Huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat-ass surgery back around 2000.

I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.

I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.

by phillydrifter April 12, 2011

tree surgery

To compare the difficulty of a task.

Damn, Bob, just hold it still, it's not tree surgery.

by iluvmako December 28, 2010

they did surgery on a grape

a fucking annoying meme everyone’s into at the moment. But yes, they really did do surgery on a grape. The operation was first carried out to demonstrate the incredible precision of a new type of surgical robot called the ‘da Vinci Xi’.

person 1: they did surgery on a grape
person 2: they did surgery on a grape
person 3: do you know who they did surgery on
person 1 and 2: a GRAPE
me: 😒😭

by sOpHiE’s definitionsss December 8, 2018

Surger

A surger is someone who partakes in the viewing of a television series within a short space of time. After hearing about a popular show or series after it has already been aired a surger will view most if not all episodes in the hope of becoming an overzealous fanatic of that show. A surger will claim they started watching the show from the beginning in order to attain the respect and admiration of fellow viewers. Surgers often thrive off the attention of others and the need to feel apart of a group or club. Do not be fooled by the powers of the surger as they may memorise and recite quotes or jokes featured from the show to prove their dedication and allegiance. A surger's knowledge of a show is often superficial and ostensible however a true diehard fan will be able to detect any unwanted surgers in a group.

Jake LH: Hey Tk

TK: Hey bro
Jake LH: 'Back up, back up, mind ya business that's all'. Hahahah how funny is that show its outrageous. I don't think anyone is a bigger fan than i.
TK: Shut up you pretentious fuck, you are the biggest surger out. Now leave Jake DTD.

by tkudimoney September 28, 2011

Plastic surgery

You really need to cut that shit out. It doesn't look good. You don't need it as badly as you think. If you do it more than once you have a problem. That shit isn't good for you.

Iam "Man... Seeing some of these plastic surgery people hurts my soul."

Hym "It's not your problem. Or your body. Why do you care?"

Iam "Really? I mean, I can relate to the body dysmorphia so I understand the impulse but I see some of these people destroying themselves and it makes me want to save them from themselves..."

Hym "How would you even go about doing that? What a waste of time! We have bigger problems."

Iam "I don't know.... They should have people in their lives..."

Hym "Ha! Same with the 400 pounders! Maybe someone else will do it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!"

Iam "You..."

Hym "Get it!? Because you know literally no one else will even both to lift a finger to do anything about it."

Iam "What could they even do? What could we even do? Man..."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

Alabama Lasik Surgery

Place a large dip of chew in your mouth right before plowing your cousin from behind. When you're about to blow spit your chaw on her back and tell her you came. When she turns around laser her in her lazy eye with a hot stream of semen then smack her in the opposite direction of her lazy eye. Fixing her lazy eye permanently.

Cletus "Hey Leeroy didnt you're wife used to have a lazy eye?"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
Cletus "Damn cousin, I appreciate you taking suck good care of my sister"

by Cave man101 December 12, 2019