snookshit

Something very unclear; not having any idea what the fuck you're supposed to do.

"Man, I have some serious snookshit for homework tonight!"

by dizzy gorilla October 24, 2008

snorkelled

A sexual act where a woman is adorned with "goggles"and a "snorkel" whist performing oral sex.

When a woman is giving a blowjob and she continues to masturbate the penis whilst licking the underside of the man's scrotum. Your balls are the goggles and your penis is pointing upwards to the side of her face like a snorkel so she has been snorkelled!

by Longjacket November 12, 2013

Snatch Snorklin

To go down and eat out a girl

After she gave me head i did some snatch snorklin to return the favor.

by Chunk03 June 28, 2010

lap snorkeling

When you suck on a guy's balls while seated or laying in between his legs. From his point of view, he can see just the top of your head and his boner sticking up, making it look like you're a snorkeler.

I passed out in my chair and when I woke up, Jenn was lap snorkeling me.

by ahirebet July 19, 2010

spring roll snorkeling

Underwater penis hunting resulting in unsuspected blow job from a third party.

I was making out wit my girl in the lake and was surprised by a spring roll snorkeling, awesome!

by damien8x July 28, 2014

Cock-Snorkeler

One who engages in the act of sucking the beenie weenie as if it were their only means of obtaining oxygen.

"Man Larry is a fu&%ing cock-snorkeler ! he sucked so much ween he shits jizz!"

by bshan2001 October 12, 2008

Deep Sea Snorkeling

When a man or woman goes down on/eats out a female.

Rick is a Deep Sea Snorkeler.

Rick was Deep Sea Snorkeling Michelle for hours on the washing machine.

Deep Sea Snorkel sessions can be reduced to "Snorkel" in conversation, such as:

Michelle loves being snorkeled.

by Brooklyn Snorkeling Society January 2, 2011