spanglemonkey

UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.

I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.

by black flag June 27, 2004

Spangle

(verb)A blumpkin fused with a 69 were the girl is inverted while they undergoing oral sex on a toilet.

Carlos and Tanya spangled in the boys restroom at the club after they had one too many to drink.

by Dr.Papa Smurf April 8, 2010

stangle

another word for fork

The term was invented in a conversation at Clinton Dining Hall at SUNY Plattsburgh about the arbitrary nature of an object's assigned word.

Dave- Why is a fork called a fork? Why isn't it called a stangle?

Justin- Uh, because it's a fork?

Dave- But it's so arbitrary. All right, from now on I'm going to refer to any fork as a stangle.

Justin- Dude, you're weird.

by DaveSUNY September 9, 2011

spanglecunt

a word used to describe a person who is famous for being a massive cunt. for example donald trump or katie hopkins.

Did you see the news yesterday?
yeah donald trump is a proper spanglecunt.

by nirvanabananas September 6, 2016

shangled

definition for a stronger way of expressing soemthing that is both shagged and mangled

"pauly c you look fokin shangled mate"

" yeah dude i nailed a propper fittie last night but also go lamped by her boyfriend"

by RandomPaul April 18, 2007

Smaggle

The adjective used to describe the action of being on a moving train.

Ok gotta get smaggling to work!

by Suze Boo October 6, 2004

shangle

to fuck a girl up the ass while she does a mid-air split

Special K: Who do you like to shangle?

Gaudett: My ThinkPad has a big hole between the mother-board and the JIZ-Sticky

by The Realest March 7, 2003