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smau by Emikoshiriyuki October 18, 2020
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SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .
"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"
SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

smashovina 

When your fake friend show off with made-up crap
That's a smashovina. He said, he knew Gleb cause he is rich norway boi.

Frog Smile 

Involves no penile or vaginal contact. It requires you getting naked. Okay, I lied, it requires penile contact. You do a leapfrog, but you're both naked, and the guy leapfrogs over the girl, and the penis drags all along the backside of the girl.
Last night, we wanted to get it on, but we wanted exercise too, so he gave me a frog smile.
Frog Smile by linkmann September 21, 2015

Eva Smith 

a character from An Inspector Calls who commits suicide by drinking a bottle of bleach. This is used by Year 11s before their GCSEs
Might have to pull an Eva Smith and down a bottle of bleach before my English exam.
Eva Smith by sonari October 8, 2018

Texas Smokehouse 

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.
"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"