skype queef

The act of a queef explosion during skype sex in which the queef boogers fly out onto one's computer screen/keyboard making for a very messy clean up.

Bro: Wait.. i cant see you anymore on skype theres like dark spots on the screen....

Chick: omg im so embarrassed i just skype queefed!!! :(

by QueefMcGee123 May 12, 2010

Skyping Out

When your skype connection degrades in quality causing poor audio or video quality usually on the recipient's end. This often requires disconnect and reconnect to resolve. Some of the issues could be related to the quality of your internet connection, and therefore your ISP and how much bandwith is available to you at any point in time.

Guy 1: Dude, you're skyping out again. I'll call you back.

Guy 2: OK.

by ro1224 December 23, 2008

Ninja Skype

The process of waiting for someone to log-on their computer/ Skype, so you receive the little Skype notice and can bounce on them for a Skype conference.

"Dude, I was totally waiting for you to log-on, so I could Ninja Skype your ass!"

by Conference man May 23, 2012

skypish

If some computer application is skypish it looks like Skype TM. Those are usually mail clients or instant messengers.

I never start using my e-mail client until I make it look skypish!

by Ćitvej Narog, FILUM Kragujevac April 8, 2009

skypemeet

To become acquainted with someone over skype, usually through someone else.

Jen: "Hey, Lucy, come over here, I want you to skypemeet my boyfriend."
Lucy: "Finally! I hope I can meet him in person some day."

by thewrithingsouth June 28, 2010

skypernade

To Serenade your significant other over skype

To enhance a long distance relationship, pull out your guitar and Skypernade your lover over skype.

by mormonboy99 January 13, 2011

Skype it

When you´re telling or being told a story via facebook chat or other non-verbal instances and you realize the story needs to be told "live" in order to reach its full potential.

Tom: So today this totally awesome thing happened, I was walking along the street and suddenly, out of nowhere... Shit, I can´t explain it on chat. I need to skype it!

Julie: I really want to hear all about your first week at college! ur txt was so bland!
Catherine: It was AWESOME, CRAZY shit happened, we went to INSANE parties and stuff
Julie: ....I think you need to skype it.

by Skypechick February 18, 2011