Samuel

Samuel, nick-named sam is a strong hearted man. He is stubborn but caring. Samuels are best paired with females that are just as sarcastic as they are but a female that also has a caring side. She more than likely will have bright blue eyes and might wear glasses. Samuels are brave and would take a bullet for the ones he loves. Family always comes first in a mind of a Samuel. Friends can be considered family as well in a Samuels life. Sams are also very sexual. He is a gentleman to the public but knows how to please his lady when it comes to the bedroom. Samuels are the all around perfect guy that has every aspect a woman is looking for.

Wow, she's so lucky to have a guy like Samuel.

by Name_Facts435 January 4, 2015

simulacriminal

A simulacriminal is someone illegally pretending to cry. It is a superword formed from the three words: simulacrum, lacrimal, and criminal.

My girlfriend should be arrested as a simulacriminal.

by Paul1982 August 4, 2007

Samuel-Jacksionary

A lexicon bearing the most brutal and absolute hymns and proverbs of the legendary Samuel L Jackson.

Bob: Man I really have a dislike for these reptiles on this Jet Blue flight
Time: I had the same problem until I took a look in the Samuel-Jacksionary....
I'll NEVER GET TIRED OF SNAKES OR AIRCRAFT AGAIN!

See god

by infamouskilljoy March 11, 2009

simulbation

An engineering activity, where a system is simulated using software that encourages repeated iterations of the simulation. The simulation activity is its own reward, and may never result in a completed design.

Hey, are you ever going to finish that project, or are you just going to keep simulbating it? I'm tired of this endless simulbation, just finish the design!

by word burgler November 27, 2014

samuel chen

a fatass that can roll around like a wheel

damn u wanna take the samuel chen to manhattan tomorrow

by jonathan is short March 28, 2019

Samuel geoghegan

samuel is a paigon, blonde hair, broken glasses, polish people don’t like samuel, he’s an oddball but we love him dearly

samuel geoghegan is a paigon

by smolbeanJ&bigbeanR July 9, 2019

samuel sacco

someone who sucks heaps of dick in burwood bathrooms and gives other people shit because he thinks they are gay when they aren’t but in reality, “sacco” is gay

a samuel sacco is also someone who won’t do shit to anyone as they appear to be very hard

diesel: “where did samuel sacco go?”
charbel: “probably sucking someone off in burwood toilets”

by ikwhereyalive November 14, 2019