Noun: The person who has to walk behind on a narrow sidewalk; the least favorite in a 3-person friend group who often feels like they don't belong or are unappreciated.
Person 1: even when I'm with them, those two sometimes act like I'm not even there. I'm their sidewalk friend.
by platy_fish September 30, 2023
by chiguy2024 April 18, 2024
When two people preform public display of affection, due to a lack of available indoor make-out space. (usually while drunk)
by planetseasoning October 31, 2010
Similar in effect to the spiritual cleansing or rebirth of denominations which practice Water Baptism, Sidewalk Baptisms differ in that they are spontaneous, involuntary, and predicated by violence.
A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.
You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.
A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.
You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.
by Vodik_VDK October 19, 2022
She was no woman of virtue she was a sidewalk stewardess who’ been around the block for often than the mailman!
by talbotboy1 March 02, 2020
The mother of homeless.
by Saggytits38 December 08, 2018
by Your_Local_Croisssant January 04, 2024