Burnt Sidewalk

a sweet loving name to call your friend who is named Eli

Eli your such a burnt sidewalk

by Your_Local_Croisssant January 3, 2024

Sidewalk Baptism

Similar in effect to the spiritual cleansing or rebirth of denominations which practice Water Baptism, Sidewalk Baptisms differ in that they are spontaneous, involuntary, and predicated by violence.

A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.

You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.

"Start behaving yourself before you earn a sidewalk baptism."

by Vodik_VDK October 19, 2022

Sidewalk Chalk Shake

Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.

Sis you should come with us next time I help us make sidewalk chalk shakes, cunt.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019

sidewalk mode

the point of time to where you are so stoned when walking home that you just admire the sidewalk as a comfortable sleep spot

i was so high last night that i went into sidewalk mode and laid there for about an hour before i decided to get up.

by robert the muthrfukn sailorman February 28, 2009

sidewalk splatterer

A person who committed suicide.

She looks so depressed, she is on her way to being a sidewalk splatterer.

by Child Ish February 21, 2009

Sidewalking

When two people preform public display of affection, due to a lack of available indoor make-out space. (usually while drunk)

I saw those two totally sidewalking outside the Halloween house-party last night.

by planetseasoning November 11, 2010

Sidewalk Supervisor

My politically-correct term for a pimp.

Also called a Sidewalk Superintendent

Raph: check out the fur coat on that dude, looking pimp asf

Matt: pimp sounds to low-brow, like a prostitute vs a call girl. Let's say "sidewalk supervisor"

by DarkI3INARY November 24, 2023