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shred and spread

To shred som cheese then spread the legs of a random girl
Mike: yo I heard joe did a shred and spread at the pub
Jake: the fuck is a shred and spread
by Lucksucker May 9, 2023
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Deep Shred

Deep powder, deep snow. Term for cutting into the deep powder/snow while snowboarding and or skiing.
Man there was deep shred on that run!

That deep shred was sick!

I was riding in the deep shred all day.
by zfrankdesign February 18, 2009
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Dread shred

The moment when a dreadlocked personage realises that they have a dread trapped in the office shredder.

Usually accompanied by a scream for assistance, the dread shred victim can only hope that the shredder becomes clogged or full before the dread is wrenched out at the root, or worse, their entire head begins to be grinded to pulp.

The victim of a dread shred should clearly realise that there is only suffering ahead before the situation gets any better.
"Frank, come quick you lummox! Jade's having a dread shred!"

"Whoa, turn it off at the plug!"
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 6, 2009
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Shred-digger

Shred-digger; when a girl goes out with guitarist just to learn how to shred.
Man 1; hows your new girlfriend mandy?
Man 2; man she keeps asking me to teach her guitar licks.
Man 1; she's a shred-digger.
by Crashy873 October 14, 2016
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shredding meat

When you and your boys are top players, hitting town and taking all the girls home.
Yo Mickey was shredding meat last night, I saw him take at least 3 girls back.
by Shredzy April 17, 2016
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shredded chicken

A sex move where all ten fingers and penis are used to stimulate the vagina and clitoris.
Dude bro 1: Hey man I heard you went out with Stacy last night.
Dude bro 2: yeah man she got the shredded chicken!
Dude bro 1: Noice!
by Genericuser12 October 20, 2020
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