Computer Shocker

The act of putting three thumb "flash"drives into three USB ports in one computer. Taken from the orginal shocker, "Three in the USB"!

Hey here is my thumb drive, can you download that paper for me? Sorry man ran out of USB ports! Oh damm, your USB ports are getting plugged up by the COMPUTER SHOCKER!!!

by JDJ55 December 8, 2010

shock and grab

A robbery where the thief immobilizes the victim through electrocution (i.e. through a Taser) and then removes the victim's property.

Jack needs a new I-pad because his old one got stolen in a shock and grab while he was walking through Bushwick.

by kcda_kash April 7, 2010

Clemson shocker

Only legal since Trump became president. You get to legally grab your opponent by his man pussy in front of a national TV audience and no flags are thrown

When the Ohio State player was on the ground, the Clemson player used the Clemson Shocker to try to make him fumble the ball

by Slythesportsguy January 1, 2017

Shock rock

A genre of music that is oriented to shock. Though it is becoming harder to shock people these days because we have "seen it already". Music is usually heavy metal (Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, KISS) or Industrial metal (Rammstein, Marilyn Manson). But in the end its all just music. The performances were more meant to be shocking then the music itself.

Holyshit! She just pulled a tampon out of her vagina and through it into the most pit!!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 29, 2005

shockmaster

to make an outrageous debut and fail in the process of debuting.

Fred Ottman pulled the quintessential shockmaster when his mask fell off while falling through the broken wall.

by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004

shockets

any run of the mill bunchback whose ass is quaintly situated eight to fourteen inches below the shoulder...giving that person what one might seemingly refer to as shoulder pockets

'Hey bernard, could you help your sister get her bag out of the high shelf in her closet. Oh and before you do that could you help dad pop his shoulder back into place. Get your hands out of your gorgeous shockets and get over here mister!'

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Shockroulette

(sub.) Video chatting on Chatroulette and doing ridiculous stuff to get a reaction out of people. The emotions provoked are often strong and usually positive, such as staring at your screen and laughing in disbelief. (As opposed to dick roulette and other ways of seeking negative attention)

Guy 1: Oh, have you seen the video where a guy makes a parody of Miley Cyrus and sings Wrecking Ball on Chatroulette?

Guy 2: Oh, yeah. That's what I call a Shockroulette.

by Digimonsters January 27, 2014