shaated

when somebody farts and accidentily poops themselves.

"i gotta fart"
"i think i just shit myself"

" haha you just shaated"

by morganal June 23, 2007

shasterbated

(verb) an African tribal ritual mimicked in many welsh farmers in which the farmer gets a sheep and proceeds to insert his large spoonful of animal feed in order to keep his flock well fed and healthy

The welsh shepherd shasterbated the sheep with his gargantuan spoon full of feed

by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008

Shwasted

Being as wasted as Patrick Swayze is cool

Guy #1- Dude you were so shwasted at that party!

Guy #2- Yeah bro, I was all, "No one puts Baby in the corner!"

by playmeganplay November 7, 2010

Shafted

In the 1970s, being busted by TV private detective John Shaft.

The scumbag got shafted.

by Mr. ~ January 31, 2015

shusted

A person, group of people, or animal characterized as being high off of marijuana at any given point in time.

"Yo are they shusted right now?"

"Yeaaaa broo they high as f***"

by Mr. Crack April 26, 2014

Shmasted

A mix of being shit faced and wasted. Extremely drunk.

Imma get Shmasted!!!

by H20ashlyn January 30, 2016

Shasedy

Shasedy is one of the most beautifuliset girl in the world. She may be shy at some point but she come around and make you have the best time of you life. She has a fat and nice booty and gives the best lap dances.

Boy: I wish I had a Shasedy
Boy#2: Same , Jack is so lucky that he has one!!

by Very beautiful September 14, 2016