Selfcest

Slashfic where a character is paired romantically or sexually with himself.

The most ridiculous, least socially accepted, and therefore the
hottest kind of pairing (im)possible.

"Do you ship Sam/Dean from Supernatural?"

"Nah, Wincest just isn't wrong enough. I ship Sylar/Gabriel Grey."

"Oh, selfcest, huh? Hot!"

by theflying_clubcup February 26, 2009

Selfie Olympics

An ongoing competition to take the most original and awe-inspiring selfie. This often involves using various props, costumes, furniture, and an impressive array of poses in front of the bathroom mirror.

Person A: Ayo why the fuck are you wearing that snuggie, and what is the easy bake oven doing in the bathroom Josh?!
Person B: Shut up, I'm about to win the Selfie Olympics!

Person B: Yo, did you see that selfie Big Sean just took? He's definitely a contender in the Selfie Olympics.

by Selfie Champion January 4, 2014

Self Smut

Any nude pictures of a person that was taken by them with usually a camera phone and usually of a teenager. Most used by the website SelfSmut.com and other self taken adult image websites.

James is a self smut fanatic, Look at his phone.

by Heathere46 September 20, 2011

selfietunity

Opportunity to take a selfie, and it's one that you just cannot miss.

Person 1: Aye, I got mi hair done!
Person 2: Gurl I got mine done too!
Both: SELFIETUNITY!

by Geekinwiththing1 April 17, 2014

Self Harm

An addictive act of cutting, hitting, burning, ect. ones self. The majority of people think self harm is a form of "attention seaking", with most cases it's not. However there's people who do self harm as a way to make people feel bad for them. Most people who self harm started doing it because of depression but now they cannot stop because thats the only escape they have.

"I self harm as an escape...not for attention"
"I self harm to take the edge off my feelings"

by small.persons October 14, 2017

self-fornicate

A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."

I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?

by gonzobrains April 19, 2018

Self Cockscious

The feeling of inadequacy when someone comments on the size of your penis.

When she asked "are you in yet?" it made me feel self cockscious.

by Sweetnlowho February 10, 2019