security officer

An individual who when given a master key, radio, and flashlight turns into the douchiest know it all on the planet.

Oh look Josh the Security Officer is here 30 mins early for work.

by Tactical Tubba January 17, 2017

serenity

Someone who is constantly annoying

Ugh your such a serenity

by Breaduck March 25, 2021

job security

An excuse that douchebags use when they make a mess after a janitor or custodian has just cleaned something up. The logic behind it is that the cleaner has nothing better to do with their life, so if you don't make a mess, they will have nothing to do and will lose their job.

He just mopped the floor. Quit hacking loogies all over the place.
I know he mopped it. Job security.

by therealGodWarrior July 22, 2012

security cat

defender of the office, both from threats internal and external

Security Cat issued an office-wide memorandum on proper coffee-making etiquette.

by Security Cat August 7, 2015

Security plonker

Socially retarded, untrained, Unintelligent, unattractive person often employed to work an unnecessary position.

Look at that security plonker over there, hasnt done an ounce of work all day!

by Locnes November 14, 2016

serenity marie

A beautiful, independent woman who doesn't take crap from anyone.Shes strong and will fight for what she believes is right!Serenity Marie takes pride and joy in dancing

I'm feeling very weak, I need a Serenity Marie

by Jacobsartoriuslover❤ February 19, 2017

Serenity

Serenity seams like a peaceful name that's because it is but is the serenity you talking about peaceful the answer to that is no. Serenity's are extremely loving and care for others more then them selves serenity's are very beautiful but unfortunately have extremely low self esteem she will always put others before herself. When she is in love she loves hard but she can be to trusting at times and guys take advantage of her. She has an amazing smile and she makes everyone around her laugh when your around her you will not be able to stop smiling. If you know a serenity don't let her go she is special and you don't want to loose her.

Serenity-love her because she loves you

by THATGIRLATMWHS September 23, 2019