The Scottish Yon

While engaging in oral sex (between two men), one man squeezes a dash of horseradish onto the tip of their partner. They then proceed to blow them while simultaneously jerking themselves off until the taste of horseradish causes them to vomit at the moment of ejaculation.

When done correctly, both parties ejaculate at once, resulting in the recipient ingesting a mixture of their vomit, horseradish, and semen.

Person1: Hey! Did you hear Jonny and Alec did the Scottish Yon last night?
Person2: Is that why it smells like horseradish?

by Nothalfman March 18, 2019

peem me up, scottie

A play on of "beam me up, Scottie" which is a popular startrek quote, and pm (private message) me. It's used to ask the person to clarify the "tea" in private messages, but it can also be used as a way to indicate you two should talk in pm in general.

Note: a shorter, cuter, version is "peem me up"

Jessica: I have this gross story about Debbie... Only telling close friends tho

Close friend: peem me up, scottie. im ready to hear it

by Aureospit June 22, 2019

scrotilia

the lower portion of a man's external private parts.

Bobby took one off of the scrotilia playing shortstop in the baseball game today.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

scrattings

Cornish vernacular for the small crumbs of an edible nature left after you've finished something. I.e. the little bits you get at the bottom of a packet of crisps or a serving of fish and chips.

Mostly used by the older generation.

'ere, finish up they scrattings, lover!

by A total Kent December 30, 2010

Scottie Dog

When describing a good job upon completion, it is known as 'Scottie Dog'

Person A: 'Have you made that shelf yet?'
Person B: 'Yes mate, it's Scottie Dog'

by dog shagger March 16, 2018

Scottish

An adjective describing a pleasurable sexual experience.

What a Scottish Shag!

by The Raging Scotsman November 12, 2003

Scottie

A good ole country boy, loves his girl with all of his heart. He's a loyal, trustworthy, adorable boy. He's perfect, but he won't ever admit it, no matter how many times he's told. He's very good with his hands, good with children, and animals. He is also very attractive, sexy, muscular, and tall. The man of every girls dream, but only one girl gets his heart. Is also an athletic boy, football is his game. He is boyfriend material, he's the best boyfriend any girl could ask for, he's a sweetheart, and is only sweet to his girl. And no matter what, he will always love her. He is also a fighter, fights for what he loves, never with his loves. He fights, and wins. He's not a loser. He doesn't quit, especially on the one's he loves the most. Overall, Scottie is the kind of man you want in your life, as a friend, or boyfriend. If you know one, treat him right, never lead him on, he has a rough past. You do him good, he'll treat you great

Wow, Scottie is so perfect, I wish he was my boyfriend, he's so darn sexy!

by NeverForgetToLive February 22, 2013