scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.

damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.

by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016

Scrolling

When someone mindlessly "scrolls" through their social media feed(s). Generally speaking a waste of precious and valuable time.

God damnit Janet get off your phone and stop scrolling you've been on it for over an hour today.

by Space Wrangler March 13, 2022

A cordon would be better if scrolled

A meme on basilmarket

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled!

by bobthesnail235 August 17, 2011

Double-scroll

The act of scrolling back to something shocking you had previously scrolled past.

“I Double-scrolled when I saw she posted a picture with him!”

by garfmobile1999 September 18, 2023

Dead C-Scroll

Dead C-Scroll is the next big thing in the rap game...Watch out.

Dead C-Scroll is ready to roll.

by Diego November 13, 2003

Scroll monkey

A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.

Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was!

Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.

by LordRam May 20, 2016

Scrolling

The act of rolling a ten strip of blotter LSD into a cylindrical tube, inserting it into your urethra, and proceeding to have unprotected intercourse with your female partner; Resulting in the conception of the ultimate psychonaut offspring, in addition to a extremely intense psychedelic experience for both intimate partners.

Did you hear that Jimmy was scrolling during the Tipper Sunrise set?

by Prolapse Mafia September 23, 2025