To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.
by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016
Get the scrolling left handedmug. When someone mindlessly "scrolls" through their social media feed(s). Generally speaking a waste of precious and valuable time.
by Space Wrangler March 13, 2022
Get the Scrollingmug. by bobthesnail235 August 17, 2011
Get the A cordon would be better if scrolledmug. by garfmobile1999 September 18, 2023
Get the Double-scrollmug. Dead C-Scroll is ready to roll.
by Diego November 13, 2003
Get the Dead C-Scrollmug. A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.
Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was!
Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.
Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.
by LordRam May 20, 2016
Get the Scroll monkeymug. The act of rolling a ten strip of blotter LSD into a cylindrical tube, inserting it into your urethra, and proceeding to have unprotected intercourse with your female partner; Resulting in the conception of the ultimate psychonaut offspring, in addition to a extremely intense psychedelic experience for both intimate partners.
by Prolapse Mafia September 23, 2025
Get the Scrollingmug.