Schemmy

(adj)- Used to describe situations that are mucky and/or muddled in their nature. Also a description of a soulless event.

Damn, I can't believe I fell off my unicycle again. What a schemmy way to start my talent show training.

by Sherman1780 November 5, 2010

schemed

When you plot something in such a way where you will most likely be the only one to benefit, and if your scheme fails, no one will suspect that it was you.

"There will be no scheming in this household, it is about time that you've schemed enough."

by Avatar Laura November 8, 2013

scheme

liking someone and doing things that will get them to noitce you ore initiate conversation/contact in attempt to sway their attraction towards you

y/n: i totally like him!!!

y/f: then you should scheme!!!!!!!!
y/n: you're so right! i'm gonna snapchat him right now!

by sLangKween December 15, 2016

ziggurat scheme

A more politically correct name for Multi-Level Marketing, than 'pyramid scheme'. Ziggurats have multiple levels, whereas pyramids have none.

Amway isn't a pyramid scheme; it's a ziggurat scheme!

by spaztikenigma May 30, 2012

schembari

one who screws up every situaton they touch.
one who does not refuse doughnuts.
a mess
a real dick head
can't do anything right.

The project was schembari from the beginning!!

He schembari's everything.

by Jeroldac April 16, 2014

Abington v. Schempp

1963 ruling in wake of the Engel decision that banned the mandatory reading of the Bible in schools; relevant to : Engel v. Vitale, separation of church and state

The conservatives were left to wonder as the mighty liberal Chief Justice Earl Warren had done it again: restricting religion in the schools

by silver bishop April 25, 2004

scheem bag

A very scheemy-ish person. Someone who is cheap, is a dirt bag, and scandelous. Also known as:

a scoundrell

a slime bag

a scandelous wench

a certain someone named Brandy

a trophy wife

Scheem Bag: Hey, Chanaynay... I'm likin' those shoes... Could I borrow dem?...

Chanaynay: No, Scheem Bag! You'll just steal them, you scandal!

Scheem Bag: Okay, Chanaynay... I'm likin' that shirt...

Chanaynay: Where's my watch, you theif?!?!

by spaghettieater February 5, 2010