Schmoovian

A bearded beatnik fellow resembling Catweasel who listens to smooth FM

That Schmoovian loves playing a little Alexander 'o ' Neal to impress the ladies

by Beanziz October 12, 2011

schmooseoisie

The in-crowd of art groupies that hangs around gallery openings.

To qualify, you must be polished, primped and sufficiently flexuous to do a bit of iPhone texting while holding a conversation, a glass of organic wine, a plate of organic snacks, and a camera - and, at the same time, indulging in some serious shoulder-surfing to check if there's someone further up the social ladder you haven't yet air-kissed, dahling.

The schmooseoisie was out in force at Erin's opening.

by mum61e August 1, 2012

Schmoogle

To ferociously cuddle another human, animal, and/or an inanimate object passionately.

Tyquanda Johnson wished she could schmoogle the life out of Kent Summers, however Kent would rather schmoogle with his lizard.

by Schmoogle August 7, 2015

Schmoogle

A creature from the depth of the sea who hunts chickens with his submarine, which can also fly.

I saw schmoogle in the woods today, we should probably protect our chickens tonight.

by CharlieKippetje April 15, 2018

Schloofendonger

When two furries have sex with squirrels (furry Whores)

Look at those 2 repulsive Schloofendongers over there.

by I_Have_An_Extremely_Large_PP September 17, 2019

Schloofer

Pronounced: sh/ˈlüf/ ˈfər

Your long lost childhood best pal. Someone that you calls Betty and when they call you they call you Al. Someone that you'd die for but you also have an animalistic urge to rip out their throat and beat them with a chair made of poison ivy. The highest term of enderment. Can also be used as an insult- but only by your schloofer. ( Not to be confused with Klufoor. ) Derives from the word schmulloofer.

Schloofer 1: Goodmorning Schloofer :)

Schloofer 2: quack.

by Dr. Sauve September 23, 2020

Schmoot

A stellar moot conquered by someone of a level equal to or slightly less than Cad-Dawg.

Fuck she was bangin' bro, mad rig, bet she had a full blown Schmoot on 'er.

by Cad-Dawg December 15, 2020