schmee

stoked or happy

dude i just got a blunt to fakie! schmee

by justin fjdklahfjkalsfhj January 21, 2009

schmee schma

The answer to a question that someone annoying asked, or a comeback.

person 1: Give me my book back.
Person 2: No.
person 1: Give me my book back.
Person 2: No
person 1: Give me my book back.
person 2: Schmee Schma
person 1: *laughs*

by Sara July 9, 2004

Schmeet

A word used to describe how sweet, cool, hot, and amazing an event, object, or a person is.

-pronounced shh-meat
-can also be used in a sarcastic way

Your friend says "Hey let's go sky diving Saturday."
And you reply "Dude that sounds schmeet! Let's go!"

Can also be said by itself like "Schmeet!!"

by Medora Pep January 17, 2009

schmee

Funny term for me.

Hey everyone stop shooting at schmee!
(On the phone) Hi honey, it's schmee!

by Bob March 30, 2004

schmeeee

The lovable assistant to Captain Hook. Also the smell/taste of the substance accumulating on or near the gooch resulting from a lack of showering and an excess of masturbating. Can be used as lubricant for a Karen Jackson, deodorant for Jimith Jacksonith, or toothpaste for a Mcleanith Milleras.

Janet enjoys snacking on the schmeeee between my balls for breakfast after a long night of love making and watching of Family Guy.

by Zanzarella May 29, 2003

schmee

A word some people use for the back of the knee. This is a lie. These people are not to be trusted and should probably be ridiculed.

Evil Person: Hey guys, did you know that the back of the knee is called the schmee?

The World: Leave and never return. You only work to hurt those that you love.

by RJ Coolenstein November 5, 2006

schmee

diarrhea; runny poop with cramping abdomen and explosive-style bowel movement; known to be very fragrant

Maybe that chili cook-off wasn't such a hot idea- I've got the worst schmee!

by Kelsea Chelsey November 7, 2006