Scheme

Perl for drug addicts

"I am going to learn Scheme, man."

"You a crackhead, pothead, or meth-head?"

by Ryon420 August 21, 2008

schmee

Can be used as a term of exasperation.

Also as a substitute for forgotten words as suggested by Manfriend

Oh schmee... Forgot to get xxxxx.

(When forgetting the rest of the sentance, whilst saying it)
<Start of sentance> and we will then need to... Um, Schmee.

by Captain Fizz June 13, 2005

schmeef

Highly similar to the female "queef", a schmeef is a penile fart.

O man, that schmeef smells like shit

by Dirt March 29, 2004

schemed

When you plot something in such a way where you will most likely be the only one to benefit, and if your scheme fails, no one will suspect that it was you.

"There will be no scheming in this household, it is about time that you've schemed enough."

by Avatar Laura November 8, 2013

scheme

liking someone and doing things that will get them to noitce you ore initiate conversation/contact in attempt to sway their attraction towards you

y/n: i totally like him!!!

y/f: then you should scheme!!!!!!!!
y/n: you're so right! i'm gonna snapchat him right now!

by sLangKween December 15, 2016

ziggurat scheme

A more politically correct name for Multi-Level Marketing, than 'pyramid scheme'. Ziggurats have multiple levels, whereas pyramids have none.

Amway isn't a pyramid scheme; it's a ziggurat scheme!

by spaztikenigma May 30, 2012

schenectady

A Once Beautiful and pleasant town with a lot of history. Thomas Edisen moved there and opened the General Electric from which it became known as "The City that Lights the World". Other notables that happened in Schenectady it is the place The first ever television transmission, and also first

television station which is still running, Also the first radio station which is still running is in Schenectady. The Town was

a very Safe place to live throughout it's long history until the past two to three decades

when it all started going south. a Massive downhill mudslide and now Schniggerty is now

overrun by Crack, Crack dealing Niggers and street whores and all of the third worlders moving in

and so now Schenectady has become a Freakin Zoo and all the animals are out stalking the streets! Don't call the Schenectady cops because they are a gang of criminals themeselves. Schenectady cops are Known for breaking into cars and burglarizing, beating women, pimping women and selling drugs.

Watch you back in Schenectady cause You'll get mugged, raped or shot just walking down those streets! then the cops will arrest ya just for fun

by Former Mayor February 16, 2008