Samurai Suprise

When three guys get together with one female and plug all three of her openings (mouth,vagina,anus) at the same time.

Man,we met this hot chick last night and she came back to our place with me and my 2 buds and begged for the samurai suprise.

by B.W.A 6307 March 27, 2011

Samurai Ops

Awesome samurai with ninja skills and weapons
Usually sent on recon missions that could turn bloody

Samurai Ops is any samurai in history mixed with any ninja in history except the lame ones

by Dr Killshot October 6, 2011

Savoury Murs

A practical joke in which take an Olly Murs album (any will do) and the place it down your boxers, about an hour will do, and then place it on your mates face.

Mark: Dude has Steve wronged you recently?

James: I cant remember, why?

Mark: Because you totally Savoury Murs'ed him with his own Right place Right Time album.

James: Oh yeah he used my coffee mug and didn't wash it

Mark: He should have known better

James: Right

by Big D1991 November 27, 2012

samurai poop

a dump so painful you food fight's back with a terd so enormous you feel like you are being stabbed when you shit

OMG that was a painful Samurai Poop took me 30 minutes

by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 2, 2014

Samurai suicide

Seppuku, or "samurai suicide", is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment. Seppuku was originally reserved only for samurai. Part of the samurai honor code, seppuku was used either voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies (and likely suffer torture) or as a form of punishment for samurai who had committed serious offenses, or performed because they had brought shame to themselves.

Minamoto no Tametomo was likely the first to use a "samurai suicide" technique, the seppuku ritual.

by Arcane_ July 2, 2015

smourning

Mourning over the fact that there's no smores left..

Last night was tragic. I had the munchies and I kept eating and eating until their was no more. I woke up in a cold sweat to find all the smores were gone.

Girlfriend: Yo, where all the smores at?

Me: I ATE THEM ALL
Girlfriend: You asshole. Now we must totally smourn their loss.

Mourning over the fact that there's no smores left - Smourning

by DeryckSmelvin March 1, 2016

samaurii

A loving,kind,sweet, also the best eyes he has a big heart and is always by your side

Ex1: my best friend reminds me of a samaurii.

Ex 2: meaning of my love of my life’s name

by The bossatron May 19, 2018