Roll it

Verb.

When one must use the cardboard toilet paper role to wipe because the tissue paper ran out. For butt cheeks with a >20" circumference, the entire tube must be used at once; if <20" one must rip up the tube and use the individual strips.

This often occurs under the following circumstances:
-The ass is full of shit, thus eliminating the possibility of waddling to the closet to grab another role
-There are no more roles left in your house or shitting locale

This process is often painful due to the jagged edges of the pieces and it is advised to proceed with caution, nibbling on the edges does help.

36 hours after eating the grits, burrito and multiple corn cobs, I unleashed a steamy load into the toilet, only to find I was out of toilet paper; I had to roll it with two tubes, one of which was from the trash can.

by etunim October 19, 2013

Roll-on Roll-off Ships

Roll-on Roll-off (RORO) ships are vessels have built-in ramps which allow the vehicles and other cargo to be efficiently roll on and roll off the vessel. Most commonly used in the international transportation of automobiles.

Roll-on Roll-off ships, ROROs are often the least expensive, most efficient method of overseas car shipping

-- titanship.com

by Jimgogogo August 25, 2010

rolled

To be caught or pulled over by the police at high speeds or street racing

"sorry i was late bro, we got rolled doing 130 in a construction zone on the way here."

by Dan Kalny October 4, 2006

roll and stroll

When you litterally roll out of your bed into your car and go.

My appointment is so early I got to "roll and stroll".

by Ms. Millie December 30, 2019

roll for initiative

Comes from tabletop games and other games that use dice in combat mechanics. Generally, when a big fight is about to go down, players will "roll for initiative" and whoever gets the higher roll gets to go first.

So, "roll for initiative" can be used as an (intentionally nerdy) synonym for "initiate a fight".

"You look like a bitch"
"Don't make me roll for initiative, motherfucker"

by DC-R July 26, 2016

Linnamon Roll

Linnamon Roll is a nickname for Lin-Manuel Miranda, the most perfect cinnamon roll to ever exist. He has written two musicals, In The Heights, and Hamilton. He is a writer, rapper, actor, and the most beautiful human being to ever exist. The most adorable bastard orphan in pigtails to ever grace the earth.

You have not lived until you've seen Linnamon Roll

by FundipSerenade September 3, 2016

gotta roll

When it's time to go or leave, something a person says.

Whenever he was about to take off, he always said gotta roll.

by Starchylde May 29, 2016