Robert 

Roberts are usually guys who get triggered very easily. Say one joke and they'll report you.

Fag 1: Hey Robby!
Robert: I said to stop calling me that, I'm reporting you!
Fag friend 2: I told you stop calling him that, he gets triggered.

Robert by Howboutdat March 1, 2017

Robert 

A male who is so obsessed with himself and photography that he doesn't realize that those around him cannot stand being around him and only use him for a ride to places. His photography isn't great and he never sends you the pictures. He is also very arrogant even though he has a large nose and a black woman ass.

Sarah didn't send her friends pictures from their graduation, so her friends said to her:
"gosh sarah, you're being such a robert!!"

Robert by msmsn June 13, 2009

Robert 

Little Gamer kid who doesn't take shit from no-one. good at math... terrible with homework. give or take 4 things that matter to him; Family, Friends, Career/School, and less than the others himself. Weird colored more or less brown eyes can be cold and unforgiving at times but soft and friendly at others. reletivly forgiving... I'd avoid pissing him off though as he has a tendency to blow-up when he takes too much shit. Generally arch enemies with a Josh though exceptions have been noted. all in all nice kid who spends more time thinking than he should.

Person 1: Who's that kid in our class who never does his homework on time?
Person 2: Ah that's Robert

Person 1: did you see that guy? He didn't take shit from any of the bullies even Josh!
Person 2: Yeah I know it's Robert!

Robert by The Reletivly un-noticed May 4, 2013

robert 

A fine sexy man that only hott girls find attractive.

-Has rosy cheeks.
-And hott hairy legs.

Hott girl: That robert is one hot guy.
Ugly girl: ew he is ugly.

robert by ahyeeeeeees . March 6, 2010

Robert 

Robert has soft light brown hair, and breathe taking green eyes that you could stare into for eternity. He's super sweet. He loves to laugh and make you laugh when all you feel like doing is crying. His smile shines brighter than the sun itself. He's muscular but not huge nor fat. He has hands made for holding. Robert loves to be close and personal with people and there's not a single chance to ever back away from him. He's the type of person you want to be closer to. He's easy to get close to even when you have blockades and barriers surrounding you. He doesn't give up on people no matter how hard they push him away. He cares maybe a little to much. You can trust him with your secrets. Roberts are typically the best friend to have and the hardest friend to lose. He speaks his mind but tries not to hurt people. He has felt much pain in his life and wouldn't wish any of the pain experience onto anyone.

marissa: "Is Robert here today?"
Sara: "I dont know but HE BETTER BE!"
marissa: "this class is nothing without Robert"

Luke: "Why the hell isnt Robert here?"
Robert: *walks in class late*
EVERYONE: "OH MY GOD. THANK YOU JESUS!!"

Robert by I am Nobody. May 7, 2013

Robert 

He is a weird ass nigga ,, he sometimes is danger to society and he also is known for being a dog molester.

That damn Robert always tryna touch boys and animals,,

he nasty.

Robert by BigBlackCockT22 January 5, 2017

Robert 

A smug looking fuckboy who takes a lot of selfies, wears maroon shirts, drop crotch pants and the whitest nike shoes in all of the land. Tis whiter than snow.

Patrice: Hey Robert! You're a fuckboy!!
Robert: Flips the bird

Robert by Cenalicious May 24, 2016