Robert

Dude Robert is so Gay
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A self-interested arsehole who is materialistic and has enough self loathing to fill a ocean. He is selfish, money orientated and counts his pennies worse than scrooge. His family and friends are forgotten and his only thought is for his girlfriend who is from a wealthy family. He thinks he is better than everyone else and lets everyone know how great he has it whenever he can, boasting about his new car, 'swanky' lifestyle and hitting the clubs in London because that's what cool people like Robert do. Roberts will do nothing for anyone unless they are able to gain from it, they are greedy human beings and go out of their way to insult others and bring them down to their own level of self-loathing.
That kids a selfish SOB, oh it must be a Robert
by Periodicals May 07, 2016
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Hey do you know Robert?
Yeah, don’t mess with him unless you want to live a short and miserable life.
by Big Dick Big Money :( May 27, 2018
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Robert is usually good at everything. He’ll beat you in games and make you wanna slap him in the face. Everyone knows a Robert.
“That Robert beat me again. I’m gonna slap him.”
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A sexy beast who lives in the jungle that smart and intelligent but only listen to TikTok complication and get hella dubs in apex legends and only listen to sicko mode or no bamba
Oh look Robert is online like get this Dub in Apex.
Join party
Robert: Hola

Robert: Do you wanna hear sicko mode or mo bamba guys?
Robert: I see your shadows in my room !!!!
by TRAPLORDD February 22, 2019
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The most amazing person on planet earth. He is awesome at parkour and front flips. Hes sexy to!!!
woah the guy robert is so sexy and handsome I love his awesome skills!!
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A man with huge eyebrows and lots of facial hair. A very mysterious and creepy person. Usually very tall and not very intimidating.
by BigBoyJordan November 19, 2019
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