Readerapist

N. (V. To readerape) A readerapist is one person (or a group of multiple persons) who interrupts any form of reading. The readerapist can plot do this intentionally (First degree readerape) or decide to interrupt one's reading for no reason (Second degree readerape). However, a readerapist can never commit readerape completely on accident. They can always tell when you're reading, and this will always be a bitch move.

Esperanza: I swear I tried to finish Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, but it's impossible to read with Jean in the room.

Gill: Siriusly, Jean is an infamous readerapist.

by SiriusBlackIII July 5, 2011

A reader

When you find a movie on Netflix with an English title, but it ends up being in Spanish!

I thought I found a movie on Netflix we haven’t seen..then I figured out why..it’s a reader!! (Because you have to read the captions to know what they’re saying.)

by Brokedowning/PG May 12, 2018

Roadrunner

An internet service plan provided by Brighthouse that is about the same speed as dial-up, only with even worse customer support and service. They are also very selfish with IPs and never deliver what they promise. I've had the same IP for years at a time, not even changing if I leave the router and modem unplugged for a week. One time I moved and it had still not changed! And when you do get a new IP your old one goes to a different user, which can lead to a framing or an innocent user being DDoSed or hacked. In otherwords roadrunner is a TERRIBLE ISP with TERRIBLE speeds and TERRIBLE service and cost way too much, even the cable is slow and laggy!
Please people, be smart. Use Comcast or Verizion

I can barely load google.. I can't tell if I'm connected to dial-up or Roadrunner!

by Aixona November 17, 2011

Sexual Roadrash

When a condom loses it's lubrication and causes an abrasive burn inside a vagina or anus.

Those Walmart condoms lost their lube so quick I had sexual roadrash within the first 3 minutes.

by S. M. Archer January 26, 2011

Roadtrippin

High while on a roadtrip.

In college, I did a lot of Roadtrippin .

I just bought some weed, let's go Roadtrippin !!

by instantramennoodles May 15, 2011

roadtrash

n.
1. A disparaging term used to describe a person or a group of people typified as lazy or lacking style and traveling on the freeway, usually by motorcycle.
2. Any card, or collection of cards, in a cardgame hand that is neither very high nor very low but rather middling and thus undesirable.
3. Any lousy card or resource in a cardgame or boardgame.

"Hold on, an exit is coming up here. Let me pass this roadtrash real quick and we'll stop at the gas station."

"Did you hear about Andy playing hearts the other day? He picked up his three cards and threw 'em across the table! Man, I couldn't believe the roadtrash that Alex had passed him!"

by Doghouse February 1, 2006

roadeo

Road-Eat-Out = Road-e-o = Roadeo. This is where the woman is in the drivers seat of the car and the partner in the passanger seat. The passanger eats out the driver while the driver operates a vehicle. With a man in the drivers seat its called road head, with a woman its called a roadeo.

while we are driving up to new hampshire, would you mind giving me a roadeo?

by Anonymous2222 September 10, 2006