The act of being confidently, loudly, and unapologetically wrong in every possible social interaction. Characterized by ignoring “what about you?”, asking for gym photos within hours of meeting someone, oozing negative charm, saying “fartmaxxing” unironically, and blaming Instagram for one's own personality defects.
"He pulled a Reubenism on me last night — asked where I was from, ignored my hint, then asked for gym pics."
by stellule April 4, 2026
Get the Reubenism mug.A pre-verbal man who communicates primarily in grunts, emojis, and the linguistic fossils of a brain that stopped evolving around age 14. Characterized by juvenile sentence structures ("u go gym hella?") despite being grown, unironic use of “fartmaxxing” and the inability to answer a single “what about you?” while asking dozens of personal questions. Often found lurking in Discord gaming servers, sending friend requests based on pfps, and asking for gym photos within hours of meeting someone. Will blame Instagram, TikTok, or Mark Zuckerberg for his own personality defects. May smugly claim to be “older than you” despite an age gap of less than 12 months. The antonym to reciprocity, self-awareness, basic human decency. Conversational black hole and audacity on legs.
“I thought we were just talking about games, but then he pulled a full Reuben on me, asking where I was from, ignored my hint, dropped ‘fartmaxxing’ out of nowhere, and asked for gym pics. Then blamed Instagram when I called him weird.”
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A raging reuben is an exciting sexual maneuver that requires considerable strength, control, and planning. The steps to performing the raging reuben (or just the rueben) are as follows:
1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.
2. Finish.
3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)
4. Piledriver!
When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.
1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.
2. Finish.
3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)
4. Piledriver!
When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.
by Ruebens4Everyone December 5, 2010
Get the Raging Reuben mug.When blow a load in a chick the night before and the next morning before she showers she asks you to go down on her and her snatch looks like corned beef and stinks like rotten sauer kraut.
by 660 June 3, 2017
Get the Stinky reuben mug.A common name among the jewish people of India, usually used to name a god, or Satan him self, Zeus described him once as "the most evilest of penises, only to be used once, maybe twice, but not trice".
by Itay Kofman Ben Zona March 15, 2022
Get the Gal Reubens mug.Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"
Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."
Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"
Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."
Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."
Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"
Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."
by The Master of Disaster151 December 17, 2013
Get the Ordered the Reuben mug.The act of taking 10 men at the same time, through all means. The one person (the Reuben) will be led down submissively whilst 10 men proceed to perform sexual acts on the person simultaneously.
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