Larry went to the dealership to get a chump's quote only because he wanted to see his crush, Bob, one more time. Now they have been dating each other...
by nittanylion95 June 3, 2021
Get the Chump's Quotemug. When you post something on Twitter and someone quotes you, you reply with something that makes you look even stupider than what the original post said.
Zak quoted Andres on why he thinks Chrollo is mid, so Andres replied and made himself even more of an embarrassment. Andres experienced The Quote Effect.
by kirasucks_ September 10, 2020
Get the The Quote Effectmug. All behold the spectacle
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable
Contortions that he can't recall
Sniff and remember silver ball
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dream
To talk is an enunciated sneeze
To tatse is some foul air to breathe
One thought, it lasts a day
And at that rate - he'll most likely live forever!!!!!!!!!!
He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he fucks himself as he fucks the world
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable
Contortions that he can't recall
Sniff and remember silver ball
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dream
To talk is an enunciated sneeze
To tatse is some foul air to breathe
One thought, it lasts a day
And at that rate - he'll most likely live forever!!!!!!!!!!
He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he fucks himself as he fucks the world
His twitching brain can dance within
A secret means of ecstasy
Gyrating more like gelatin
Acute and very olfactory
To see is colors crawling in the nose
To hear is stinking highs and lows
He's got an itch, but nothing with which
To scratch the itch - so wish it away
With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
'cause he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta
Smell. Sweat. Movement.
Disco.
Everyone's dancing.
Dimple.
Fading. Darker.
A subtle fragrance.
Faint.
Everyone's dancing without him.
Where did it go?
Dark.
Odorless.
Nothing
Quote Unquote
A secret means of ecstasy
Gyrating more like gelatin
Acute and very olfactory
To see is colors crawling in the nose
To hear is stinking highs and lows
He's got an itch, but nothing with which
To scratch the itch - so wish it away
With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
'cause he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta
Smell. Sweat. Movement.
Disco.
Everyone's dancing.
Dimple.
Fading. Darker.
A subtle fragrance.
Faint.
Everyone's dancing without him.
Where did it go?
Dark.
Odorless.
Nothing
Quote Unquote
by Gothic Miscreant October 14, 2023
Get the Quote Unquotemug. A portmanteau of "mocking" and "motivational," a mockivational quote is a satirical or cynical take on the traditional motivational quote. This type of quote often employs humor, sarcasm, or irony to challenge the overly optimistic, simplistic, or cliché nature of conventional motivational sayings.
Mockivational quotes are not intended to demotivate or discourage, but rather to provoke thought, question conventional wisdom, or provide a humorous perspective on life's challenges. They can serve as a form of comedic relief, particularly in contexts where traditional motivational advice seems inapplicable, inadequate, or overly idealistic.
Mockivational quotes are not intended to demotivate or discourage, but rather to provoke thought, question conventional wisdom, or provide a humorous perspective on life's challenges. They can serve as a form of comedic relief, particularly in contexts where traditional motivational advice seems inapplicable, inadequate, or overly idealistic.
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood." - Bill Murray
After a long day at work, Jane shared a mockivational quote on her social media: "Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day. But then again, they didn't have access to modern technology."
After a long day at work, Jane shared a mockivational quote on her social media: "Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day. But then again, they didn't have access to modern technology."
by BalticBierBear May 16, 2023
Get the Mockivational Quotemug. When you say something so racist and you think someone might of overheard you so you say Quote Gibbs to cover up your racism.
Me: Everything Hitler did was ok with me. He didn't go far enough.
Someone over hears your racism
Me covering up my racism :Quote Gibbs
Someone over hears your racism
Me covering up my racism :Quote Gibbs
by hello fr October 13, 2023
Get the Quote Gibbsmug. Bob went back to the BMW dealership for a chump's quote and ended up getting Jim's phone number, now they're dating.
by nittanylion95 June 3, 2021
Get the Chump's Quotemug. A qoute with at least tree apostrofeys (I did NOT spell that right). Used when your really really mean something.
by JmoROCKpants February 4, 2009
Get the super quotemug.