brown python

a brown python is a way of saying that you are taking a dump/shit in a more polite way
some guy: what you doing?
me: releasing the brown python
by john of god the third junior December 14, 2022
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Thunder Python

The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.

*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *
"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."

"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."

"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"
by PershingRifleBoy420 December 4, 2022
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Python Orgy

When you tie your flaccid penis into a knot with the boys. The first to get hard loses and has to eat a soggy waffle prepared by his compatriots. He also gets his penis privileges revoked (✂️)
Me and the boys had a python orgy last night. I lost, so i’m undergoing penis reattachment surgery later this week. I can’t wait to play again!
by Baby Gronk January 12, 2024
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python shadow

the large unearing shadow cast by a trouser crease at an unusually acute angle belying a huge monster lying beneath
he must be a porn star with a python shadow like that
by Marteau June 20, 2016
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python orgy

a game where you and your friends tie your flaccid penises together, whoever gets hard first loses. Everyone jizzes into the losers mouth. If they don’t swallow their penis gets amputated.
Me and the boys played python orgy and johnny lost penis privleges
by johnny dickless November 21, 2023
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Python

I code in Python
How the fuck do you code a snake
by poobity boobity August 13, 2022
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Python Meal

Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.
I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.
by arykosis December 13, 2012
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