"First, you must find the tallest most mightiest tree in the whole forest"
"yes"
"Then you must cut it down.... with this Haddock!"
"NI NI NI NI NI"
one of the dialogues in monty python and the holy grail
"yes"
"Then you must cut it down.... with this Haddock!"
"NI NI NI NI NI"
one of the dialogues in monty python and the holy grail
by OrangeMango September 3, 2006
The act of masturbation.
Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?
Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.
Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.
Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
by HapaxHog September 16, 2013
A really funny movie "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"
and "What is the flight rate of an unladen swallow" as well as the de-limbed black knight are some of the better parts. You should totally watch it, it's good. I'm surprised nobody else has put up a definition of it, go PSC class of 2015
and "What is the flight rate of an unladen swallow" as well as the de-limbed black knight are some of the better parts. You should totally watch it, it's good. I'm surprised nobody else has put up a definition of it, go PSC class of 2015
Hey, have you seen monty python and the holy grail?
No,
Well, aren't you grumpy
No, i'm not grumpy
Have you had your applesauce yet
...no
No,
Well, aren't you grumpy
No, i'm not grumpy
Have you had your applesauce yet
...no
by wheresmyapplesauce October 2, 2015
She took the venomous throbbing python of love
by Ya mum asdf October 23, 2013
by David February 11, 2005
Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.
by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018
by iwantyourmom August 22, 2006