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belaboring his pumpkin

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!
1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.
by Joe Everyman July 18, 2009
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the hungry pumpkin

Give me the bread. No I Don’t Want That hungry pumpkin
“Give me the bread. No I don’t Want that. Give me the hotdog” said the hungry pumpkin
by The hungry pumpkin December 18, 2019
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Pumpkin Nuts

slang for a boy with red hair...you think about that for a minute and it the true meaning will come.
That Marty McFreckles is a real pumpkin nuts!
by Tina McMullet November 9, 2008
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Pumpkinsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to pumpkins.
I'm not saying Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to Pumpkins, we just don't really know.

*Below is an example of Pastor Tommy McMurtry learning how to be a bigoted asshole.
Pastor Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpkinsexual. He fucks underage pumpkins every day.
by horror-core-900 June 15, 2019
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Pumpkin Piglet

The cutest and sweetest person you know..

So nice, caring and fun..

An awesome person who brings you nice things and makes you smile..

Someone so sweet they make you look at the world like its all brand new

Sunshine and lollipops
aww Peter! Thank you for the diet coke, you're such a sweet Pumpkin Piglet!!

That dude is such a pumpkin piglet!

He is the cutest pumpkin piglet i've ever seen!

I love my pumpkin piglet ..he's the Best!!
by papa jenneblly April 16, 2011
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pumpkin smashing

The act of going around a town or neighborhood, usually around Halloween and taking people's pumpkins/jack o lanterns and breaking or smashing them on a driveway, sidewalk, or street. Resulting in a big mess.
"Dude we should totally go pumpkin smashing tonight!"
by tbirdy bird November 1, 2013
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Pumpkin Patch People

/ˈpəm(p)kən/paCH/ˈpēpəl/

1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.

2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.
Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."
by F.A.K February 17, 2017
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