Publix

Publix is a Supermarket controlled by malicious, high school degree-bearing managers and their 8th grade graduate assistants. Focusing on customer service, sincere workmanship, and a happy fucking omnipresent smile , Publix is the epitome of the communist crown. While proclaiming to go to any lengths to protect their associates or assist a customer, managers smile deviantly behind their coke-bottle glasses, knowledgeable to the fact that they'll rake in the cash for a "deed" completed, while in actuality completing nothing.Periodically, a monstrous quarter raise is awarded to the prick with unwavering slavery and solitude to the institution. Thus, next time you walk into your local Publix,take satisfaction in your surroundings. Indulge yourself in the fact that you have entered an establishment where a high school degree reigns supreme to a four year degree;where a disabled individual with Turet's probably makes more than you, and where rabid managers exploit their associates and their dignity to thieve you of your very last penny.

I was at Publix last night buying Trojans, and the manager approached me and requested I take off my pants. I complied, and received a coupon for a blowjob from an autistic bagger.

by you_wishunew July 2, 2008

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public restroom

a place where STD's are transfered from bums, hobos, and hookers to those who are brave enough to venture inside them and use them for deffocation purposes.

I found out that my STD came from the public restroom and not my girlfriend.

I died a little inside as I passed the public restroom.

by Jizzo March 1, 2005

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Public Blast

To call someone out in a public setting in order to embarrass them

Mandy: "I always leave work after you, David!"

David: "No, you are always gone like 10 min before you are supposed to leave."

Mandy: "Uh, no I don't. I know the truth."

Mike: (to co-workers) "Who thinks Mandy leaves early?"

Co-Workers: "She totally leaves early everyday"

Jessica: "Damn, Mandy, you just got put on public blast!"

by Clean21 May 2, 2008

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public ratfuck

1) Literally meaning total chaos or anarchy.
2) Used when referring to a disorganized event or public altercation involving a group of people. This term can also imply a public, often political, scandal.
3) Any event that is poorly planned and quickly gets out of control. Seldom resulting in a good time.
4) See also; "Gong Show"

Origins: Conjures an image of 100s of rats all trying to fuck each other, female and male alike. Total chaos.

1) Girl: Remember when we picked up those last minute gift on Christmas Eve last year?
Guy: Yeah that was worse than a public ratfuck.

2) Back in 2000, people got out of hand in the state of Florida over that recount. What a public ratfuck.

3) Who? Sheila? That one that blinks too much and barks like a dog? Hell, I wouldn't take her to a public ratfuck.

by diablogate December 16, 2008

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Delhi Public School

A school chain with its students thinking that they are superior to all. The students parent's are worse tho since they will keep whining like little bitches to the school for stupid reasons.
(Also for some reason there is a Delhi Public School in Abu dabhi)

Look at the that guy , He is the parent of a Delhi Public School student, probably on his way to write a complaint for teachers teaching too much. Hey man what is up!
Rich DPS parent: On my way to complain for teachers overloading my poor kid with information instead of letting him play cricket all day in school.

by IngeniousCrab December 27, 2020

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