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horny by proxy 

A phenomenon in which if you watch a person (whether it be a vlogger, an actor, or an influencer) talk openly about their sexual desires with an especially salacious attitude, you start thinking about the object person of your affections/desires. while pondering that, you realize just how much you thirst for that person. As a result, while continuing to watch the content creator speak expressively about their "horniness," you lust after the object of your affections, which subconsciously causes you to be horny for that content creator BY PROXY. this can result in you: "missing sexual intercourse, i.e., missing d**k or p***y, wanting to eat someone out, etc.," or "getting the urge to pleasure oneself."

This is a shortened version of the phrase "horny for someone by proxy."

(this is a work in progress)
I was watching this vlogger talk about how much he misses having sex, and that made me think about how much I miss my bf's phallic object. I got so horny by proxy for him.

(Still a work in progress)
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munchausen by proxy

Munchausen syndrome by proxy is a mental illness and a form of child abuse. The caretaker of a child, most often a mother, either makes up fake symptoms or causes real symptoms to make it look like the child is sick.

The DSM-IV places Factitious Disorder by proxy (i.e., Munchausen's syndrome by proxy) into this category, defining it as “the intentional production or feigning of physical or psychological signs or symptoms in another person who is under the individual's care for the purpose of indirectly assuming the sick role."
Their sole caretaker was diagnosed with Munchausen by Proxy after it was discovered they were poisoning the child to make them seem more ill in order to gain sympathy.
munchausen by proxy by comofo August 11, 2022

Pinkeye by proxy

Pinkeye by proxy:

When you get pinkeye but it wasn't from your own hand.
I was staying at my uncles place and he farted on my pillow. I think I have pinkeye by proxy
Pinkeye by proxy by Day Tripper. August 26, 2022

value by proxy 

When a medium to ugly guy is in a committed relationship with a beautiful or successful woman, and a woman of lesser standing or beauty attempts/successfully homewrecks that relationship because she thinks if she’s with him it’ll mean she is also beautiful or successful.
Example.)

When Adam Levine cheated on his wife with Sumner Stroh, and she immediately went to tik tok leading with the fact his wife was a Victoria secret model. Hoping that intern that meant she was just as beautiful as a super model.

Hannah thought that by sleeping with the prom queen’s boyfriend she would receive value by proxy.
value by proxy by Slimey_Space September 22, 2022

celebration by proxy 

Something one does to treat themselves, due to a celebration going on for someone they are close with.
“It’s my roommate’s birthday tomorrow, so I’m having a cheat day as my celebration by proxy.”

nigger-lover by proxy 

nigger-lover by proxy also known as a nigger-lover lover. to be a nigger-lover unknowingly.
jane sucked a nigger's dick and went home and tongued her boyfriend, making him a nigger-lover by proxy.

my little proxy 

when someone does something for you like a slave or like adam hanif, and is a sort of slave
1: yoo allow set me sum gum
2: this aint mine g
1: then where the fuck did u get it from
2: from adam hanif
1: that fucking slave
2: broski dont chat bout my little proxy like that
1: such a slave